A Dangerous Distillment



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Reblogged from aimingtobeaimee

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee, via librarianmermaid)

Reblogged from godlesssondheimite
  • stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT
Reblogged from ayoutuberobsession

okaydan:

ayoutuberobsession:

he looks so happy!

CHARLIE IS SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH

(via giidas)

Reblogged from wordsnquotes
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via giidas)

Reblogged from dokibots

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via librarianmermaid)

Reblogged from blastortoise-chan

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via netflixcaptions)

Reblogged from slayerage

fangirl challenge: 5/5 television shows
Human beings are simple, predictable clichés. Broken hearts, betrayal, it’s all been done a billion times before. The problem is, every time still hurts like the first. And if you’re lucky enough to recover, you can be sure that just as you finish filling in all the cracks in your life, the next one is starting to open.

(via ladymargaerytyrell)

Reblogged from unexplained-events

stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

(via ilookfromthewings)

Reblogged from knerdy
What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers. "Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)

(via approximationofthought)

Reblogged from codeinebandit