A Dangerous Distillment



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Reblogged from twin-city-ankh-and-morpork
The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman. Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let you fall in thingy, love, with her, then kicked you inna, inna, thingy. Thingy, in your mouth. Tongue. Tonsils. Teeth. That’s what it, she, did. She wasa … thing, you know, lady dog. Puppy. Hen. Bitch. And then you hated her and, and just when you thought you’d got her, it, out of your, your, whatever, then she opened her great booming rotten heart to you, caught you off bal, bal, bal, thing. Ance. Yeah. Thassit. Never knew where where you stood. Lay. Only thing you were sure of, you couldn’t let her go. Because, because she was yours, all you had, even in her gutters…

(…)

And then it arose and struck Vimes that, in her own special category, she was quite beautiful; this was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at. She couldn’t do worse, but then, he couldn’t do better. So maybe it balanced out. She wasn’t getting any younger but then, who was? And she had style and money and common-sense and self-assurance and all the things that he didn’t, and she had opened her heart, and if you let her she could engulf you; the woman was a city.

And eventually, under siege, you did what Ankh-Morpork had always done - unbar the gates, let the conquerors in, and make them your own.
The story of Sam Vimes, Ankh-Morpork and Sybil Ramkin in Terry Pratchett’s “Guards! Guards! (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)
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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hii! Could you do Game of Thrones, Little Finger speech of “Chaos is a Ladder” but like Mario and if it was about SSB? Thank you!

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SINISTER MARIO is a fun voice to do, so yeah, sure.  I also love this ridiculous speech.

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That was always the dream, wasn’t it? “I wish I knew then what I know now”? But when you got older, you found out that you now wasn’t you then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp.
A much better dream, one that’d ensure sounder sleep, was not to know now what you didn’t know then.
Terry Prachett, Night Watch (via frozen-asteroid)
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criedwolves:

pb | marceline

just to show how amazing they are at cosplay, and how no matter who youare, you an pull any gender off, i would like to say this….one of them are a guy and now im gay xD

we’re both guys actually. surprise haha

What?!

Sorry but may I draw your attention to the fact PB’s hair is grayed out where Marcy was biting it?

THIS IS AMAZING

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Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, PA

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rohangoestohell:

IS HE FOR REAL ABOUT TO FIGHT THIS TEN YEAR OLD

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Shoutout to cats for existing

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morndas:

when someone cracks a misogynistic joke

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